Yesterday I saw a twitter exchange that reminded me of a proposal I’ve been thinking about for quite some time.
On Twitter someone posted something nasty about a celebrity. Celebrity retweeted it and followers of the celebrity posted slightly less nasty things about the original tweeter. Then the original tweeter had a pity party about how mean liberals are. The lack of irony was both hilarious and (stereo)typical.
Which leads me to my proposed new rule. I’m calling it the “platinum rule” as it serves as a corollary to the “golden rule”. We should all be familiar with the version of the golden rule found in the Bible where Jesus quotes from Deuteronomy: “Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.” Okay it’s not a perfect rule since other people may be seriously annoyed if I do things to them that I wouldn’t mind if they do to me. Everyone has different boundaries, but as general rules go it’s a pretty good one. The platinum rule goes like this: “You have no right to expect to be treated any better than you treat others.” It’s kind of the golden rule in reverse. You can’t tweet nasty things about people and then get your underoos in a twist when someone smacks you in a similar fashion. Except that people do it all the time. I think we need to call them on it. If you wanted to be treated with respect, then you have to give respect to everyone. Otherwise, quite your bitchin’.